"You know all this marriage bullshit? It's all the fuckin' civilization tellin' young men that they need to marry for the pussy. And they think 'Aww, I'm so in love with this girl' and they tell you that, and you know what? It's all bullshit, they've been trained to think like that. I tell you what, if a man ever tells you any kind of that crap like, 'Baby, I can't live without you, you're my sunshine,' you tell that man to go fuck sixteen porn stars and then see if he still wants to marry you. Now you gotta loan him some money cos fuckin' porn stars is big business, see, it can get real expensive but at least after that, you know he's in love with you and not your pussy. Trust me, it's worth the money."
Best. Advice. Ever.
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